Monday, September 10, 2007
Sponge Bob's cousin got married yesterday. Sponge Bob was asked to open the car door by Sponge Cousin. Sponge Cousin gave Sponge Bob a Red Packet. Wee... Sponge Bob got 3 red packets. Was kinda Fun... Went to cousin's dinner.... was really tiring and boring. Well it wasn't really boring, it was more of slow... the whole thing ended at like 12 am gawd.... Sponge Bob was thinking about some stuff during the dinner..... Sponge Bob thought so hard that Sponge Bob became emo...
Plankton wanted to eat bagel with cream cheese and the only place that sells it nearest to her pineapple home was near Sponge Bob's place. Plankton went to buy her bagel and came over. In the end Plankton only ate half of her bagel becoz she already HAD spaghetti before she went out. Plankton came over to Sponge Bob's Pineapple home to play Metal Slug... My my.. Plankton is really good at it. Plankton knows all the secrets... After finishing the first game, we played another version of metal slug and boy was it sluggish. Its like we were pressing the shoot button but nothing happened.
We then changed into another version and played for points this time. Sponge Bob was playing the game like normal and tried to save as many POWs as much as possible and Plankton said that Sponge Bob was playing smelly by only saving the POWs and not helping out with the killing of enemies when in fact Sponge Bob was killing them rapidly.
Soon SPonge Bob and Plankton got hungry and Sponge bob went to make nuggets. Sponge Bob doesn't have a deep fryer at home so Sponge Bob used a convection oven to cook the nuggets. Plankton saw the convection oven and said why do you have something like this at home. Sponge Bob said "well ask my dad". Anyways the Nuggets were uber good. While eating the nuggets (YES!!! Planktons eat nuggets too. They dun only feed of sugar from chlorophyll. LOL), Plankton and Sponge Bob were also watching Curse of the Golden Flower. It was a good movie. Though Sponge Bob only watched like 1/4 of the movie. Sponge Bob will watch the Movie again. Gawd... All the woman in the movie were like wearing push-up bras or something. It was all squished upwards. Pretty disgusting Sponge Bob Should say. Sponge Bob almost puked out the nuggets.
Sponge Bob and Plankton later went to church. Sponge Bob needa a place quiet to think through stuff. Sponge Bob kinda found peace at the church. Though Sponge Bob heard the preachings of the pastor like 8 times in his entire life, every pastor has a slight difference in their renditions of it. Sponge Bob finds it even more interesting because of all the renditions, which in a way is good as it made sponge bob think more about it. Hmmm.....
Sponge Bob and Plankton later went to library to get some books. Plankton things that Sponge Bob needs to get a book about decision making. Plankton found 1 and Sponge Bob flipped to a random page and it said "WRESTLING IS BETTER THAN DANCING" lol. It was Fuck funny loh. Sponge Bob was just wrestling a couple of days ago and it didnt' seem to have helped in Sponge Bob's decision making. LOL. Sponge Bob in the end got 2 books "Why asians are LESS creative than Westerners" and "Mega Creativity"
Sponge Bob and Plankton went to eat Yong Tau Fu at a nearby Kopitiam. It was quite good actually. You don't get to choose the Yong Tau Fu ingredients, it just comes like that. Soups is a little salty but overall its good. Sponge Bob like the toufu fish pork thingy. Whatever it is LOL. hmm... Wanna eat that again... only the toufu fish pork thingy though.
Went back home with Plankton to take a look at Bear Bear. Sponge Bob was able to pet Bear Bear... Bear Bear is a really shy doggy... Plankton and Sponge Bob later went downstairs to talk about some stuff. Sponge Bob was scolded by Plankton... It kinda surprised Sponge Bob as Plankton mentioned some stuff which reminded me of the past me. When a Biz man think of something he just does it. This reminded me of me....
Sponge Bob NEEDED the scolding. It jolted Sponge Bob back to his former self, the person that Sponge Bob was before SPonge Bob went into National Service. National Service just dulled Sponge Bob... National Service makes you more mature(i hope) but makes u dull at the same time. National Service Sucks!!!!!
Sponge Bob is VERY GRATEFUL to PLANKTON!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH PLANKTON!!!!! You have done it again. Saving me from the clutches of my evil conscience. Plankton Please Scold Sponge Bob more often!! hehe
Sponge Bob has formulated a couple of ideas to make his biz better. Sponge Bob is going to do his best!!! Plans are formulating as you read this. The 2 books which Sponge Bob Borrowed are so going to help with the formulation of the ideas. Plankton, THanks for heading to the library to borrow ur books.
Wrestling is better than dancing!!! WHAHAHAH ;)
BOB!!!
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