Thursday, August 30, 2007
Sponge Bob and Patrick just finished packing all the burgers that ignite when u stare at it. Whew It was a tough and tedious session of packing especially when Sponge Bob and Patrick had to keep an eye on Plankton, even though Plankton is at home asleep, Plankton might just pop by and steal the burgers. Patrick fell asleep immediately after the packing. Patrick is Snoring so loudly. Sponge Bob is bored in front of this computer now.
Sponge Bob is really angry with Sponge Bob's doggy. Sponge Bob's doggy name is Gary. Gary is a loony dog. Sponge Bob's friend was bitten by Gary. Gary never bites and this is the first time Gary bit someone. Sponge Bob is really upset over this. Sponge Bob is really sorry that Sponge Bob's friend got bitten. Sponge bob is disturbed and sorry for the behavior of Gary.
Gary wishes to apologize to Sponge Bob's friend.
Gary to friend: Sorry i bit you. I didn't know what got over me. Please dun be angry with me. I hope i didn't hurt u much. * Thought to myself I'm sitting on Sponge Bob's lap right now... Its so comfy Hmm.....
BOB!!!
3:34 AM
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Plankton ask Sponge Bob and Eugene out for dinner today. We went to Mr Prata for dinner. Mr Prata surprisingly is owned by a Chinese Man. Wee.. SPonge Bob had Plaster. It wasn't that bad. Plankton Had a Prata Boom and a plain prata. The Plain Prata was good. But the Prata Boom was too sweet for Sponge Bob's Taste. Eugene had a
egg prata. Eugene said Eugene will never eat any plain prata from Mr Prata as it was too good and Eugene will just eat and eat the prata, in the end Ordering more from the Chinese Prata Man LOL.
Sponge Bob was so bored that Sponge Bob walked from Clementi to Sponge Bob's Pineapple home. It merely took Sponge Bob about 45 mins to walk back to Sponge Bob's Pineapple. Sponge Bob didn't even break a sweat. Well Sponge Bob Probably absorb all Sponge Bob's sweat before it can even come out. Hm...
Eugene H Krabs is going to leave Bikini Bottom at the end of this year. Eugene is going to live in the Great Barrier Reef for some time. 3 years in fact. Sponge Gang will miss you. Have A good time there.
Sponge Bob and Patrick will be busy for the next couple of days. Sponge Bob Got an order of 100 Burgers. Sponge Bob has to pack all the burgers and send it to the Big Apple. Wee!!! WORK~! Work~!
Mamipoko Pants dropped Sponge Bob an SMS yesterday. Mamipoko Pants told Sponge Bob that one of the cats passed away. Lotus was her name. She's an amazing cat. Really Lean and Beautiful little beige thing. She'd do back flips and try to scale some walls. HAha she was fun to look at... Lotus was a really strong cat too. There was once where she jumped of the flat when she was younger and fell to the ground. It was more than 6 floors and she didn't die. She's one amazing cat. Sponge Bob'll miss you Lotus....
BOB!!!
3:58 PM
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
SPonge bob was in the cab which his Sponge Sister was in before. LOL Such a coincidence.
The bikini bottom cab driver said that oh he knows where Sponge Bob stays and its the only block from CC that has to go in from HC. Then he told SPogne Bob about the passenger who said that and it was SPonge Sis... Wow... Sponge Bob was even more surprised that Sponge bob and SPonge Sis talk similarly. In fact Sponge Siblings used the exact words to tell bikini bottom cab drivers. Sponge Bob thinks this is so amazing.
Well last night after some events with Eugene at HV, Sponge Bob, plankton and Eugene went back to Eugene places. Eugene was super scared. Eugene never expected a tap on the shoulder. LOL Eugene is funny. Feugene on the other hand might just be lonely. Perhaps Eugene was Feugene's only friend. Maybe that is why Feugene was trying to win her only friend back. But non the less, If feugene is reading this, this isn't the right way to do stuff and currently Eugene is busy with his school project till Friday and Eugene is pretty stress about it. So please let Eugene be for this couple of days.
To : Pauline if u are reading this. Sponge Bob was never against you. If fact, Sponge Bob knew that you were in the car that drove off when Sponge Bob was walking to the Car at V's house.
What you have been doing is causing V alot of problems. Sponge Bob is sure that If you really loves V, you would not have cause so much trouble and emotional trauma to V. SPonge Bob know thats you thinks that all of V friends are against her, but thats not the case. Sponge Bob is never against anybody who SPonge Bob hasn't met. Sponge Bob merely wants to help Both V and you. So whatever it is. If you see Sponge Bob. Sponge Bob only wants to talk to you about V. BTW SPonge Bob is the army guy.
BOB!!!
2:26 PM
Thursday, August 16, 2007
Sponge Bob just changed the template. Sponge Bob wonders what the others think of the Template. Sponge Bob is really tired... Sponge Bob wants to sleep.
BOB!!!
8:40 PM
Tuesday, August 7, 2007
Sponge Bob didn't do much today. Sponge Bob absorbed all the water from the leaking aircon and fixed it. Sponge Bob felt really disgusted at the aircon. Sponge Bob has been reading Nana. A manga on 2 girls named nana. Sponge Bob finds it really interesting. Sponge Bob recommends it to whoever is bored.
Sponge Bob met up with Eugene , Plankton A and Plankton B today. Didn't do anything much just talking with each other. Plankton A and Plankton B are both depressed.
Plankton A and B were abit psycho today. Plankton A and B were singing nursery rhymes in the middle of Krusty Krab. Sponge Bob and Eugene were totally red faced and wanted to move to another table. LOL
Patrick has grown a dick in Patricks brain... Well theres nothing wrong in that... Patricks still a hot Blooded sea cucumber. Patrick used the weirdest metaphor today.
Patrick said Patrick was going to make love with water. LOL Patrick actually meant Patricks going to take a shower. WAHAHAHA
Sponge Bob's feeling abit confuse with things now.Sponge Bob wishes to talk to Mamipoko pants
BOB!!!
2:37 AM
Sponge Bob didn't do much today. Sponge Bob absorbed all the water from the leaking aircon and fixed it. Sponge Bob felt really disgusted at the aircon. Sponge Bob has been reading Nana. A manga on 2 girls named nana. Sponge Bob finds it really interesting. Sponge Bob recommends it to whoever is bored.
Sponge Bob met up with Eugene , Plankton A and Plankton B today. Didn't do anything much just talking with each other. Plankton A and Plankton B are both depressed.
Plankton A and B were abit psycho today. Plankton A and B were singing nursery rhymes in the middle of Krusty Krab. Sponge Bob and Eugene were totally red faced and wanted to move to another table. LOL
Patrick has grown a dick in Patricks brain... Well theres nothing wrong in that... Patricks still a hot Blooded sea cucumber. Patrick used the weirdest metaphor today.
Patrick said Patrick was going to make love with water. LOL Patrick actually meant Patricks going to take a shower. WAHAHAHA
Sponge Bob's feeling abit confuse with things now.Sponge Bob wishes to talk to Mamipoko pants
BOB!!!
2:37 AM
Saturday, August 4, 2007
Sponge Bob's not feeling well.. Sponge Bob was running a fever this morning. Sponge Bob's temperature was 39.7.... Sponge Bob didn't know how Sponge Bob even fell sick in the first place. Sponge Bob couldn't really move this morning..... Sponge Bob just laid in bed and rest. Sponge Bob doesn't feel well. Sponge Bob feels as though Sponge Bob is going to die soon... Sponge Bob doesn't have much energy and Sponge Bob is very very cold. Sponge Bob wished that Mamipoko Pants was here to take care of Sponge Bob. Sponge Bob wants a hug really really bad.....
BOB!!!
10:51 PM
Friday, August 3, 2007
Sponge Bob did not get any sleep again. Sponge Bob is dead beat. Sponge Bob had to stay up to do something again.. as always..... Sponge Bob was watching Kinship from Mob TV... Sponge Bob thinks that its a good show. Sponge Bob is kinda experiencing the same problem as the lead actor. But none the less. Time is a healer, it sooths the pain as the time goes by. But Sponge Bob still misses Mamipoko Pants alot.
Sponge Bob went to town to meet Invader Zim today. Sponge Bob went to play pool with Invader Zim again. This time Sponge Bob didn't win as always.... But Sponge Bob is improving. Sponge Bob wants to play with Mamipoko Pants. Sponge Bob and Invader Zim later went to Far East Plaza and listened to some band's playing. Sponge Bob likes the band 53A... They were awesome. The lead female/singer has one of the most unique voices that Sponge Bob has ever heard. 53A is awesome...
Sponge Bob's body is aching. Its full of acid.... Sponge Bob wants a massage. Sponge Bob wants to sleep. Sponge Bob wants Mamipoko Pants. Sponge Bob needs some love. Sponge Bob is so lonely. Sponge Bob doesn't want to stay at home. Sponge Bob wants to be the best at what Sponge Bob does. Sponge Bob hope the lucky event today will work out. Sponge Bob will be really happy if it does. Sponge Bob Loves Mamipoko Pants
BOB!!!
11:24 PM
Thursday, August 2, 2007
Sponge Bob didn't get much sleep for this entire week. Sponge Bob had to monitor something. Sponge Bob doesn't like to monitor it. Sponge Bob has such a tough life. Why is Sponge Bob entrusted to do such stuff. It's screwing up Sponge Bob's life. Sponge Bob is Dead Beat now.
Sponge Bob met Plankton for Dinner just now. Plankton brought Plankton's friend Kaya for dinner. Plankton's Mum came down for dinner as well. Well Sponge Bob and Plankton gang had a nice dinner. Sponge Bob and Plankton later had a long chat about stuff that are happening. Sponge Bob showed Kaya a trick. Sponge Bob Squeezed water out of Sponge Bob and KAYA squealed with amazement. Kaya really like the trick. Kaya is imported from Japan by the way.
Eugene told Sponge Bob that Feugene is a bitch and was trying to separate Eugene and one of Eugene's super close friends. Feugene shouldn't have resorted to such measures . Sponge Bob Feels that Feugene is still super immature and is just plain dumb to do something like that. Eugene was pissed mad at Feugene... Anybody would be mad at Feugene. Eugene could stand it and broke up with Feugene. Feugene said this to Eugene. You'll come running back to me.... Sponge Bob guess Feugene doesn't know Eugene that well yet... Sponge Bob highly doubt Eugene will go back to Feugene..
Sponge Bob's tummy still doesn't really feel well. Its like loads of insects in the tummy trying to get out or something. Sponge Bob doesn't like the feeling. Sponge Bob wants to sleep so much. Sponge Bob is Fatigued.... Though Sponge Bob is Fatigued, Sponge Bob still thinks of Mamipoko Pants relentlessly. Sponge Bob feels that it is unfair for Sponge Bob in this sense. Sponge Bob wasn't able to do anything about it in the first place and feels that Mamipoko Pants is manipulated in such situations. Mamipoko Pants may not realize it. But soon Mamipoko Pants would understand. For the sake of Mamipoko Pants, i'll not want to make Mamipoko Pants unhappy. Though Sponge Bob will be happier with Mamipoko Pants. Sponge Bob wants to be with Mamipoko Pants. Mamipoko Pants Please come back to Sponge Bob......
Sponge Bob was bored.. Sponge Bob went for a spin on Sponge Dad's car. Sponge Bob felt better after driving. Sponge Bob is crazy to drive out but Sponge Bob doesn't care anymore. Sponge Bob wished that Sponge Bob can cause some trouble. Sponge Bob is crazy.... LOL
BOB!!!
10:38 PM
Wednesday, August 1, 2007
Sponge Bob was didn't sleep till 9 am this morning again. LOL Sponge Bob hasn't been getting enough sleep. Sponge Bob can't sleep. Sponge Bob thinks too much. Sponge Bob is entrusted to do a stupid task by Sponge Dad... Sponge Bob hates it.
Sponge Bob slept till like 3pm today. Sponge Bob missed like 10 calls. This is quite rare for Sponge Bob. Sponge Bob always picks up the phone. Sponge Bob must be really tired. Sponge Bob later met up with Invader Zim. Sponge Bob passed Invader Zim some loops. Sponge Bob and Invader Zim went to play Pool. Well Sponge Bob would have to say that Invader Zim is really good at pool. Sponge Bob played so many games with Invader Zim. Sponge Bob finally managed to win Invader Zim 1 game.WEEEEEEE~!!!!!
Eugene just told Sponge Bob this. Feugene wants me 2 MAKE something for her. so Eugene came up wif a few ideas.
1) hanger
2) toothbrush
3) egg holder
4) pen-knive
5) crotchless panties
Then Eugene asked : Which of these 5 shows " Eugene likes Feugene and Eugene wanna spend more time wif Feugee"
Sponge Bob said NONE!!! and Sponge Bob was laughing and tearing on the FLOOR!!! WELLL Done Eugene!!!!!!! WAHAHAHAHA
Sponge Bob doesn't feel that well. Sponge Bob stomach has been feeling uneasy. Sometimes Sponge Bob has blood coming out.... Sponge Bob wonders what is happening to Sponge Bob. Sponge Bob feels dead.... Sponge Bob wants to tell Mamipoko Pants about this.. But Sponge Bob doesn't want Mamipoko Pants to be worried. Sponge Bob can't helping thinking of Mamipoko Pants.... Sponge Bob wants Mamipoko Pants back. Sponge Bob hopes Mamipoko Pants is happy now. Sponge Bob wants Mamipoko Pants to be happy but at the same time Sponge Bob wants to be Happily together with Mamipoko Pants. Sponge Bob is such a weird sponge. Sponge Bob can't stop thinking of Mamipoko Pants.
SPONGE BOB LOVES MAMIPOKO PANTS
BOB!!!
11:01 PM
BOB!!!
11:01 PM
