Monday, September 24, 2007
Your clores are pogged!!!!
LOL
BOB!!!
7:48 PM
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Hm... Something the Fireman told me that was super funny
Firemans friend who by the way prefers to speak in mandarin went to chatuchat in thailand and saw this really cute puppy.. Its so cute that no other dog in to world can compared to this cute puppy. So She decided to buy it. Since she's from bikini bottom, she had to certify the puppy and make sure all the procedures are done. In fact buying the puppy in chatuchat was cheaper than buying any dog in Bikini Bottom.... She was overjoyed and really happy to be able to bring the puppy back home.
She really love the puppy and took really good care of it. But there was 1 thing that she couldn't figure out... Why does the puppy sleep on his back spread eagle? It didn't occur to her that it was weird at first... it was becoming peculiar. So she brought the puppy to the vet. The vet was examining him and asked her where she got it from. She said chatuchat.... Vet goes Hmm...
She: Wo de gou wei shun mer hui pa zai bei sha shui ne?*translate Why would my dog sleep on its back?
Doctor replied with a shocked look: zhe bu shi guo... zhe shi guo xiong..... *translate this is not a dog... its a bear....
LOL this is fuck funny and its not fiction..... The bear was later donate to the Singapore Zoo
BOB!!!
1:36 PM
Hm... lets see Sponge Bob spent alot of time at home juggling.... Man It was one sick ass workout... Intense concentration. Met up with Fireman and Sandy at orchard plaza... My my the place is filled with sleazy massage parlour. Every massage parlour u walk pass... hey do you want a massage? Or Massage???? Yuck.... No.....
Man Sponge Bob never knew that such parlours exists in Bikini Bottom...
Sponge Bob went to a magic shop and had a blast. Discussing magic and watching magic... whoot..... Went to no.1 costume to return my vest after that. Had some fun at the costume shop playing with all the weird and ghastly masks..
Went to meet Plankton for dinner... Was walking all over tras street looking for Makan Sutra... LOL.... Sponge Bob couldn't find it.... Damn.... Sponge Bob has stamps on his eyes or something..... Went to 7-11 to get some stuff after that....
Had Breakfast Flavoured milk (malt), My.... the name of the milk says it all. It tastes like malt cereals... Yum..... Went to Jurong and had Me Tofu fish pork meat thingy.. Yum... was great.... Loved it.... Thanks for being saccharine, patootie... :D New word i learned patootie.... go figure... Its english by the way...
met up with Rein and had a good long catch up chat with him. Didn't know so many things happen to our poly friends.... hmm... Thats way sad.... Oh well thats life.
Bear Bear is scared of me.... I like bear bear....
Time for some marvel vs capcom...
Copperfield is coming in Nov...
BOB!!!
2:59 AM
Monday, September 17, 2007
One sided stories just dun cut it does it...??
A SPLICE ROME FLY CHUNKY LEG FIT
BOB!!!
12:43 PM
Sponge Bob had a fantastic weekend other than the fact that Sponge Bob had the runs and had to go fix his door in his pineapple house . Boy was it bad....
Oh yeah, the brand of the uber delicious nuggets is called Tasuba... Comes in a yellow packaging with farmers as the design... Try it you would regret them....
I just hate it when ppl do not find out the truth and blame others, when they dun even make a conscious effort to find out the real story...
www.romnation.net
Infinite Fun at the arcade without the big hole in ur pocket....
Metal Slug Craze....
Marvel Vs Capcom...
Street Figher...
Sega Genesis and Super NES
Wee!!!!
More Fun with a controller....
Sales of instant burgers(self igniting) have gone up... I see the demand for the burgers are still high.
Lor Mai Kai anyone? :D
lingering aroma... Hm... My rooms smells like lor Mai Kai ;)
BOB!!!
4:33 AM
Saturday, September 15, 2007
Well Sponge Bob had a bad bout of diarrhoea. Man was it bad. Sponge Bob woke up every hour and had 2 go to the toilet. Sponge Bob went to get like charcoal to eat and Sponge Bob is feeling better now.
Sponge Bob just finished the Balloon Gig. My gawd.... it was crazy. First there was like 20 kids... Then for no apparent reason, it became like 50 kids... Gawd.... Where did the kids come from? Damn.... Active parents.. LOL
My hands smell like latex.. Eww..... Its as though i had latex gloves on or something.
BOB!!!
4:26 PM
Friday, September 14, 2007
Sponge Bob had this irritating customer tat keeps changing the time of meeting. He's super irritating and Sponge Bob can't stand him. He made sponge Bob waste alot of time.
He should be Shot.
Sponge Bob later met up with Patrick and Patrick's sister in law for steam boat.. My gawd... Patrick's sister in law tried to stuff us with Food.. Damn it was too much food.
Sponge Bob is even happier that Plankton scolded him the other time. Coz Sponge Bob almost missed the opportunity to rope in some of the best talents in Singapore or rather in the world with regards to card flourishing. Sponge Bob must say that they are indeed the best. Sponge Bob is yet again thankful for the scolding. LOL
Sponge Bob came up with even more ideas to expand .... He just need to absorb more water... LOL
BOB!!!
1:24 PM
Thursday, September 13, 2007
Sponge Bob couldn't sleep last night. Sponge Bob was just thinking... Thinking and thinking and thinking. Its weird how someone can think of things and not be able to sleep. Its been such a long time since Sponge Bob couldn't sleep becoz of this... :P
Sponge Bob feels happy now.... Haaha for no reason. Sponge Bob wonders why hehe
BOB!!!
4:56 PM
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Sponge Bob went for the uni application today. It was kinda fast and smooth. Everything should be able to go through well. Classes are at night on weekdays and 2-5 on weekends. Funny thing is that Classes are not compulsory. LOL.. Wished it was compulsory so Sponge Bob would go for every lesson.
Evan Almighty was a funny movie. Sponge Bob really likes it. Sponge Bob likes the movies. Sponge Bob want to go for more movies if it is possible. Sponge Bob doesn't mind buying this 11 ticket thingy for like 80 bucks. Its quite worth it.
I know how you are feeling right now. I've been through it. Itx just in a different context. For me it would be **** of them now. But for u its **** of them in the pass.
Its really a very upseting feel. Its as though ur heart really feels sour. Its not a nice feeling. I hate it. It makes u all upset and vulnerable.
I really wish i can do something to help you. But without you letting me help you. I dun think i can be of much help. I just want to support you whenever i can... cheer up!
BOB!!!
11:51 PM
Monday, September 10, 2007
Sponge Bob's cousin got married yesterday. Sponge Bob was asked to open the car door by Sponge Cousin. Sponge Cousin gave Sponge Bob a Red Packet. Wee... Sponge Bob got 3 red packets. Was kinda Fun... Went to cousin's dinner.... was really tiring and boring. Well it wasn't really boring, it was more of slow... the whole thing ended at like 12 am gawd.... Sponge Bob was thinking about some stuff during the dinner..... Sponge Bob thought so hard that Sponge Bob became emo...
Plankton wanted to eat bagel with cream cheese and the only place that sells it nearest to her pineapple home was near Sponge Bob's place. Plankton went to buy her bagel and came over. In the end Plankton only ate half of her bagel becoz she already HAD spaghetti before she went out. Plankton came over to Sponge Bob's Pineapple home to play Metal Slug... My my.. Plankton is really good at it. Plankton knows all the secrets... After finishing the first game, we played another version of metal slug and boy was it sluggish. Its like we were pressing the shoot button but nothing happened.
We then changed into another version and played for points this time. Sponge Bob was playing the game like normal and tried to save as many POWs as much as possible and Plankton said that Sponge Bob was playing smelly by only saving the POWs and not helping out with the killing of enemies when in fact Sponge Bob was killing them rapidly.
Soon SPonge Bob and Plankton got hungry and Sponge bob went to make nuggets. Sponge Bob doesn't have a deep fryer at home so Sponge Bob used a convection oven to cook the nuggets. Plankton saw the convection oven and said why do you have something like this at home. Sponge Bob said "well ask my dad". Anyways the Nuggets were uber good. While eating the nuggets (YES!!! Planktons eat nuggets too. They dun only feed of sugar from chlorophyll. LOL), Plankton and Sponge Bob were also watching Curse of the Golden Flower. It was a good movie. Though Sponge Bob only watched like 1/4 of the movie. Sponge Bob will watch the Movie again. Gawd... All the woman in the movie were like wearing push-up bras or something. It was all squished upwards. Pretty disgusting Sponge Bob Should say. Sponge Bob almost puked out the nuggets.
Sponge Bob and Plankton later went to church. Sponge Bob needa a place quiet to think through stuff. Sponge Bob kinda found peace at the church. Though Sponge Bob heard the preachings of the pastor like 8 times in his entire life, every pastor has a slight difference in their renditions of it. Sponge Bob finds it even more interesting because of all the renditions, which in a way is good as it made sponge bob think more about it. Hmmm.....
Sponge Bob and Plankton later went to library to get some books. Plankton things that Sponge Bob needs to get a book about decision making. Plankton found 1 and Sponge Bob flipped to a random page and it said "WRESTLING IS BETTER THAN DANCING" lol. It was Fuck funny loh. Sponge Bob was just wrestling a couple of days ago and it didnt' seem to have helped in Sponge Bob's decision making. LOL. Sponge Bob in the end got 2 books "Why asians are LESS creative than Westerners" and "Mega Creativity"
Sponge Bob and Plankton went to eat Yong Tau Fu at a nearby Kopitiam. It was quite good actually. You don't get to choose the Yong Tau Fu ingredients, it just comes like that. Soups is a little salty but overall its good. Sponge Bob like the toufu fish pork thingy. Whatever it is LOL. hmm... Wanna eat that again... only the toufu fish pork thingy though.
Went back home with Plankton to take a look at Bear Bear. Sponge Bob was able to pet Bear Bear... Bear Bear is a really shy doggy... Plankton and Sponge Bob later went downstairs to talk about some stuff. Sponge Bob was scolded by Plankton... It kinda surprised Sponge Bob as Plankton mentioned some stuff which reminded me of the past me. When a Biz man think of something he just does it. This reminded me of me....
Sponge Bob NEEDED the scolding. It jolted Sponge Bob back to his former self, the person that Sponge Bob was before SPonge Bob went into National Service. National Service just dulled Sponge Bob... National Service makes you more mature(i hope) but makes u dull at the same time. National Service Sucks!!!!!
Sponge Bob is VERY GRATEFUL to PLANKTON!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH PLANKTON!!!!! You have done it again. Saving me from the clutches of my evil conscience. Plankton Please Scold Sponge Bob more often!! hehe
Sponge Bob has formulated a couple of ideas to make his biz better. Sponge Bob is going to do his best!!! Plans are formulating as you read this. The 2 books which Sponge Bob Borrowed are so going to help with the formulation of the ideas. Plankton, THanks for heading to the library to borrow ur books.
Wrestling is better than dancing!!! WHAHAHAH ;)
BOB!!!
1:28 AM
Thursday, September 6, 2007
Gary is back from the Kong Hong sea... Sponge Bob really missed Gary. Gary came back last night and sneaked up to Sponges Bob Pineapple house and surprised Sponge Bob. Gary's chosen method of surprise MSN. LOL That Sneaky Bastard..
Sponge Bob went with Gary to the Malayan sea today. Was quite an eventful trip. Sponge Bob and Gary had so much to catch up with. HAHA Went to Holiday Plaza to get some DVDs but we were only able to get it on sat or next week... Boo Hoo!!!! Sponge Bob and Gary went to eat KFC. My My That was the best meal in a long long time. Yum....
Sponge Bob and Gary finally returned to Bikini Bottom and went to test drive cars. Wee it was fun. First we tested the mitsubishi lancer. Looks cool... feels cool... feels like it going fast when it is going fast... wee... Then we headed down to the Ford show room. We then tested out the Ford Focus. Looks luxurious, feels luxurious, is luxurious. Looks solid, is solid.. in fact VERY solid. It is a damn good car. Very stable too.. Feels slow... looks slow... but its damn fast although you dun feel it travel ling fast. Sponge Bob likes the Ford Focus. Sponge Bob will buy a Ford Focus if he gets his license. The mini was cool too... Small, elegant and very powerful.... Eat your heart out Plankton ! :P wahahaha
Wrestling was Fun LOL
BOB!!!
7:38 PM
Well Well.... The burger collection process started at about 7. Sponge Bob Drove sponges bobs sponge car to pick up plankton at the designated area and drove all the way to Jellyfish's place to pick her up. Sponge Bob haven't drove in a long long time so Sponge Bob wasn't really in tuned. Further more there were alot of cars around and Sponge Bob hasn't driven in such conditions for a long time. Sorry for the scare plankton. Plankton was like OMG!!!! Car, careful.... Wahh I damn stress.... Oei.... I am going to puke.LOL it was fuck funny loh. With Plankton feeling stress, it kinda stress Sponge Bob as well. Plankton said that she knew the way to jellyfishes house but in the end brought Sponge Bob to some place other then Jellyfish's place. Finally reaching Jellyfish's place, Sponge Bob Swapped the drivers seat with Plankton.
Thinking that since Plankton has a driving license. Sponge Bob thought it would have been a smoother ride. Yes it was a smoother ride, not considering Plankton's problem with stalling the car and panicky when Plankton did an illegal U-turn and controlled the car like a snake. LOL! Plankton stalled like erm... 5-6 times? Funniest part was when Plankton stalled while trying to get out of the slope at Starbucks.. Yess bikini bottom has starbucks. What was even funnier was, Jellyfish's brother was there with 2 friends and JellyBro witnessed the Hilarious situation.... The 3 of them bowed with laughter seeing Plankton stall like 3 times on the same spot lol whahahahahhaha......
FUCK FUNNY!!!!
BOB!!!
10:43 AM
Tuesday, September 4, 2007
Sponge Bob wishes to extend Sponge Bob's gratitude to those who has help Sponge Bob in the past few days. Sponge Bob is in a whirl right now. Sponge Bob can't exactly figure out what Sponge Bob has to do. Sponge Bob feels really lousy and crappy right now. Sponge Bob wants to let this person who has help me know that Sponge Bob is very grateful for your help and the way you supported Sponge Bob meant alot to Sponge Bob.
Sponge Bob has never revealed so much about Sponge Bob to anybody before. Sponge Bob feels really naked now. Sponge Bob hope that Sponge Bob is not taken as another person now. Sponge Bob didn't want to show this part of Sponge Bob to anybody. Sponge Bob hope that the impression has not change. Sponge Bob is in the lows right now where Sponge Bob is totally broken. Sponge Bob will need some time to be back to Sponge Bob Square Pants. Sponge Bob will change for the better and do what Sponge Bob wants. This person told Sponge Bob that Sponge Bob was too nice and needs to stand up for Sponge Bob. Sponge Bob think that this person is right.... Its time to change my pants.
Sponge Bob is usually not like this. Sponge Bob always make his own decisions. Sponge Bob must be broken now. So much that Sponge Bob has to ask ppl for help even though Sponge Bob has never done it before. Get a grip of yourself Sponge Bob. Snap out of this. This is really bad Sponge Bob.
Sponge Bob doesn't know why Sponge Bob wants to get this person's opinion before Sponge Bob does anything when Sponge Bob usually can just make the decision all the time. Sponge Bob thinks that this person must mean something to Sponge Bob if not Sponge Bob would not even have consulted this person. Now although Sponge Bob knows what to do, Sponge Bob still wants to consult this person before Sponge Bob do it. This person's words add faith to what Sponge Bob have decided to do in the first place.
Sponge Bob ,Patrick, Eugene and Plankton went to sunset bay today and have Pizza at Rocky's. Sponge Bob would say that this was the largest pizza that Sponge Bob has ever seen. Plankton was so full that Plankton can't even finish Plankton's second slice of pizza. Everyone else were also damn full loh.
Plankton wasn't feeling too well recently. Must be due to the oil spill near bikini bottom becoz of that Plankton doesn't get enough sleep. Plankton should rest more. Plankton If you could pls do not head out to the gym too often now. Go when you are well and not tired. If not you will really hurt yourself. Remember to take your medication. Get well soon so you can start trying to steal the krusty krabs recipe.
The Burgers that were sent for wrapping up are finally done. Sponge Bob can collect them. Wee!!! Sponge Bob can't wait to try the burgers. Yum... yum...
BOB!!!
11:36 PM
